Total Medals Earned: 512 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,310 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 8/21 (80/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/230 points)
Slay 250 enemies.
Kill an enemy with an explosive barrel.
Kill a Dark Mage before he summons any Skeletons.
Find and tame all six pets.
Completely max out one upgrade.
Defeat the Queen Slime.
3 Star all 3 Arenas.
Defeat every boss.
Collect every Star.
Defeat the final boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (50/130 points)
100% Accurate in one level
Submit Highscore
Have completed the game
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/65 points)
Beat all beginner missions.
Beat all easy missions.
Beat all medium missions.
Beat all hard missions.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the first boss
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/340 points)
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Win the game!
Find 100% map!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 10/16 (175/420 points)
Reach 100 kills.
Collect 20 coins.
Collect 25 diamonds.
Collect 500 coins.
Collect 50 blues.
Get a x50 multiplier.
Achieve 1000 kills.
Collect 250 blues.
Get a x100 multiplier.
Collect 2500 coins.
Collect 25 greens.
Collect 500 diamonds.
Achieve 2500 kills.
Collect 1000 diamonds.
Get an x150 multiplier.
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Ethics anyone?